Today on Oprah: Irreconcilable differences with one's brain

Here's my own effort at our first assignment -- an ambulatory brain whose new freedom has so distressed his former possessor that the two of them have hit the talk show circuit, in the jilted man's hopes that his wayward grey matter will repent of his selfishness and return home. All seems in vain, however, as the brain has clearly outgrown his master -- as indeed he had to, since I couldn't draw him small enough to fit the man's cranium without making him mistakeable for a bath sponge or a ball of yarn.