Battle of the Barneys

I hope our taskmaster doesn't mind that in preparing my submission for the latest blog assignment, I broadened the scope of it a tad by reaching outside the Flintstone and Simpson families for combatants. I didn't reach far, mind you; I chose the best friends of the families' patriarchs to face one another in battle. Yes, I have pitted Barney Rubble, Fred's bosom buddy, against Barney Gumble, Homer's devoted drinking partner. The two men have issued dares to each other and taken them without hesitation. Barney G dared Barney R to drink an entire keg of beer without puking or going unconscious, and Barney R dared Barney G to eat an entire brontosaurus leg. The results are apparent in the picture below:



I don't think there'll be much honking of horns in either Springfield or Bedrock tonight.

Google you F#$%ing bastards!

it appears ot me you cant post on this blog withought a google account something which was failed to be written on GIGANTING RED BOLD PRINT when i transfered this blog to the new format,
one one word can describy my outrage, especially since there seems to be no clear way of reveting to the old way, more to come ... HUTZPAH!!!

with this travesty, i will openly applaud anyone who feels like changing the subject into an image harrasing google in one way or another, theyre starting to get too monopoly crazy for my liking, dont know about all of you guys but, god damn their secluded quality products, are pissing me off !!!

lol for comments please sighn up to be a google bitch by getting an account with them.

Cancer can be beaten -- into material for comedy

No Flintstones-Simpsons showdown yet (it's coming! really!), but I do have a link to this article from Britain's Guardian, in which the author, an animator and writer for TV, suggests that the field of taboos for comic treatment is not nearly as wide as some bluenoses suggest.

epic TV Showdown

before proceding to read , try to read this in your head mimicking a gravely voiced tv/racetrack anouncer it'll make much more sense...


this week on the sketchblaaaaarrrghh !!!!

2 families fight for the ultimate TV raaaaaaaaights...
its the Flintstones vs the Simpsoooooons

draw out a colamatous confrontation between members of each family or simply one commenting on anotheeeeeeer,

either way there is sure to be trouble when the two families
go head to head in this weeks

ILLUSTRATION ASSIGHNMEEEENT!!!!

Cant mess wit it

heyall, ive tried doing a variety of troglodyte sketches and every time i finished an idea it kept getting defeated by the original concept image that i had in my head, so with every idea being trampled by the awsome original, i drew a tribute to the best there is.

so here again is the one and only Troglodyte

Troglodyte Attack !

Deadly ... Roaster and troglodyte! Get it ? Neither do I !

A page right out of history

Ah. Troglodytes. Okay. Here's my first pass at drawing your average Stone Age cave-dweller:



Then, thinking that perhaps this character was too elaborate for economical animation on a weekly series for YTV, I came up with this one:



Next, not wishing to let my first caveman feel abandoned because I thought him unfit for TV, I created a mate for him:



(I probably need to remind him that this is the best that nature can provide during his particular geological epoch, and that it'll be millions of years before Angelina Jolie appears on the scene, so he better make do with what he can get, or there won't be any cartoonists to provide him with so much as an anteater for a companion, let alone a pouty-lipped sex bomb in latex.)

Troglodyte

Medium sized humanoid (reptilian)
2d8+4 HD
AC: 15 (-1 DEX, +6 natural)

I know you're listening, Gillen.

Not the topic. Mermaid and whale

This is a work in progress...it was a christmas gift for a special person. Will be fixing a few things in the future, but wanted to post it now that I won't ruin the suprise. My illustration for the topic will be up soon (ish).

New year new topic !

Welll hope everyone had some sort of break and has rested up cause we've got lots of drawing to do, shame on all for not posting anything for a long time, except for sean maybe, but hes not right in the head so that dont count, anyways everyone get your asses back in gear and churn something out for this topic or i'll be forced to get medieval !

and the topic iiiiiissssss!!!! ...

troglodyte,

for further explanation scorll down :)

1.	a prehistoric cave dweller.

2.	a person of degraded, primitive, or brutal character.

3.	a person living in seclusion.

4.	a person unacquainted with affairs of the world.

5.	an animal living underground.

any of the following should make a fine image, so get drawin yall.

and as always some visual aid is in order

good to be back...

Sloth